Yesterday's Status: UGH OMQ MY FUKIN MACBOOK IZ SOOOO SLOW UGH OMG STEVE JOBS WTF WHY DO U N UR CUMPUNNY SUCK SO MUCH iDICK OMG SRSLY MAKE BETTER SHIT U SUCK
Today's Status: steve jobs u r in the arms of the angels u were my role model omg my grandpa died of testicular cancel, i kno dat feel bro. peace 2 ur family n ur homies u gmsmh steve jobs rip