historian:over the last few years we have explored most parts of the prehistoric "the internet" and have come across a gathering of young adults called "tumblr".
historian:we discovered a large amount of "slash" which has lead us to believe that 99% of 21st century humans were homosexual. we do not yet understand how the species managed to surivive
historian:we also uncovered a never before seen language on "tumblr". Words and phrases such as "omg", "wat", "this shit cray" and "yolo" have been deciphered, but more complex sentences such as "dslfajsdlj no stop i can't evensldfjaldjaf" have yet to be understood
“Just finished watching Arrested Development. HOW DID THIS SHOW EVER GET CANCELED? It’s the funniest thing ever. I hate you, FOX. Can’t wait for the movie. STEVE HOLT! lol”—Everyone who watches/finishes Arrested Development for the first time. (via thebluthcompany)