March 2013
14 posts
susaetas: MALE PRIVILEGE IS WALKING INTO A GROUP OF AMIGAS AND TURNING IT INTO A GROUP OF AMIGOS
Mar 18th
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Mar 18th
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Mar 10th
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meladoodle: having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a library card! *uses library card to form lines of cocaine*
Mar 10th
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Mar 5th
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Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
Mar 5th
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Mar 4th
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“Something else is hurting you - that’s why you need pot or whiskey, or whips and...”
– Charles Bukowski (via hellanne)
Mar 4th
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“I love the smell of the universe in the morning.”
– Neil deGrasse Tyson
Mar 4th
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Mar 4th
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Mar 3rd
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Mar 3rd
Mar 1st
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God: I love all my children equally.
[Earlier in the Bible]
God: I don't care for Job.
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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February 2013
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“I never fall apart because I never fall together.”
– Andy Warhol
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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mintmeow: i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them 
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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January 2013
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Jan 28th
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November 2012
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Nov 11th
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October 2012
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Oct 21st
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Oct 21st
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June 2012
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teapayne: I bet when teachers go to restaurants and the waiter says “can I take your order?” they reply “I don’t know can you?”
Jun 5th
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May 2012
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in the year 6057
historian: over the last few years we have explored most parts of the prehistoric "the internet" and have come across a gathering of young adults called "tumblr".
historian: we discovered a large amount of "slash" which has lead us to believe that 99% of 21st century humans were homosexual. we do not yet understand how the species managed to surivive
historian: we also uncovered a never before seen language on "tumblr". Words and phrases such as "omg", "wat", "this shit cray" and "yolo" have been deciphered, but more complex sentences such as "dslfajsdlj no stop i can't evensldfjaldjaf" have yet to be understood
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 6th
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April 2012
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Apr 24th
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Apr 21st
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“Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.”
– Mark Twain
Apr 6th
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Apr 5th
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March 2012
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Listenfapitalism: I made two Chinese restaurants call...
Mar 22nd
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Mar 22nd
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Mar 21st
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whatafuckinfamilypicture: A girl sits at the tattoo parlor trying to decide which tattoo would be the most unique and would express her as a person the best: the bird, the peace sign, the rose, or the bible quote
Mar 9th
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Mar 7th
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Mar 7th
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Mar 7th
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Mar 7th
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“Just finished watching Arrested Development. HOW DID THIS SHOW EVER GET...”
– Everyone who watches/finishes Arrested Development for the first time.  (via thebluthcompany)
Mar 6th
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