February 2012
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Bob had bitch tits.
– Fight Club
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riffclichard:
if you’re sad about being alone on valentine’s day just remember nobody loves you on any other day of the year either
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When someone says, “is it okay if I date your ex-boyfriend” is it mandatory to say yes?
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Part of me is made of glass, and also, I love you.
– The History of Love, Nicole Krauss
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clavid:
life would be so much easier if we lived in the olden days seriously if you didn’t like a bitch all you had to do was accuse her of being a witch and somebody killed her
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January 2012
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radiobread2:
told the teacher nigga i don’t do exponential equations im atheist i dont believe in higher powers
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people at my school: TROLOLOL COME AT ME BRO... POKER FACE LOL!! ME GUSTA.. TROLL TROLL FUCKING TROLL COOL STORY BRO TELL IT AGAIN U MAD??? THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN. LE TRIP.
me: *killing myself*
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In class: 1+1=2
Exercises: 1+2+1=4
Test: John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
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I’m in love with you, and I’m not in the business of denying myself...
– Augustus Waters
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capnchunch:
i think i would try a lot harder in life if there were levels and experience points
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December 2011
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November 2011
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We grow, including the intellectual and the spiritual, without being deeply...
– Alice Walker, Living By The Word
October 2011
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Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I...
– Neil Gaiman
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Yesterday's Status: UGH OMQ MY FUKIN MACBOOK IZ SOOOO SLOW UGH OMG STEVE JOBS WTF WHY DO U N UR CUMPUNNY SUCK SO MUCH iDICK OMG SRSLY MAKE BETTER SHIT U SUCK
Today's Status: steve jobs u r in the arms of the angels u were my role model omg my grandpa died of testicular cancel, i kno dat feel bro. peace 2 ur family n ur homies u gmsmh steve jobs rip