MALE PRIVILEGE IS WALKING INTO A GROUP OF AMIGAS AND TURNING IT INTO A GROUP OF AMIGOS
(via wwiao)
having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a library card! *uses library card to form lines of cocaine*
(via arcs)
Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
(Source: meilleure--amie, via wisps)